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招标寓言一则
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汉瓦
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2008-8-5 16:44
标题:
招标寓言一则
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 3.6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">招标寓言一则 </span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 微软雅黑; mso-hansi-font-family: "></span><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">某大学“招标”专业毕业生临近毕业,教授做最后一项工作——对推荐优秀学生就业,为此进行最后一次答辩。 </span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN"></span><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">(一) </span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">教授问学生甲:招标是什么? </span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">学生甲答:招标是个筐,什么都往里面装。 </span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">·#*—%%#……·¥#,,,教授大吃一惊,决定推荐其到某机关当领导干部。 </span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN"></span><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">(二) </span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">教授问学生乙:招标是什么? </span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">学生乙答:招标是程序,中标是结果;程序要我招标,结果是你中标;我要我的程序,你拿你的结果。 </span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">·#*—%%#……·¥#,,,教授目瞪口呆,决定推荐其到某机关专职管理采购工作。 </span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN"></span><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">(三) </span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">教授问学生丙:招标是什么? </span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">学生丙答:你出钱来我招标,你是疯儿我是啥?你是疯儿我是傻,缠缠绵绵谁知它? </span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">·#*—%%#……·¥#,,,教授呆若木鸡,决定推荐其到某大型国有企业采购部工作。 </span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN"></span><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">(四) </span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">教授问学生丁:招标是什么? </span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">学生丁答:招标是反腐宣言书,招标是反腐宣传队,招标是反腐播种机。 </span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">·#*—%%#……·¥#,,,教授张口结舌,决定推荐其到反贪局工作。 </span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN"></span><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">·#*—%%#……·¥#,,, </span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 13.85pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 微软雅黑; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">学生就业推荐完毕,教授吐血倒地,一病不起,从此闭门谢客,发誓不再研究和教学“招标”这门专业课了</span></p></p><p> </p></p><p> </p></p><p> </p></p><p> </p></p><p> </p></p><p> </p>
作者:
plumliu
时间:
2008-8-5 16:47
太有才了,佩服佩服! [s:1]
作者:
happy1
时间:
2008-8-5 17:45
太消极了。总有一个合格的学生可以推荐到外企或民企当采购主管吧。
作者:
我已开始练习
时间:
2008-8-6 09:15
看来一般人还干不了招标了呢
作者:
gdonline
时间:
2008-8-6 09:37
看来招标工作还蛮深奥的啦。
作者:
gzztitc
时间:
2008-8-6 11:24
才子 的遐想; 愤青 的戏说。也许只有汉瓦,才能写出如此精彩的“寓言”!
但是,本人希望,还是把更多的才华用在对“定标权”之类的问题讨论上吧!
作者:
gzztitc
时间:
2008-8-6 11:24
本人也跟着戏说一次,下不为例。
西天环宇标业学院郑重声明:
值此“标业”如日中天之时,我院绝不会因个别教授的退出而停办热门专业!!
现今我院已聘请资深专家——猪悟能老先生,担任我院的荣誉教授。
猪悟能老先生,在一千多年前,在护送唐僧同志取经的过程中,在朱紫国,就曾经参与了当地国王的招标投标活动。据史学家考证,那是有文字记载的最早的招标投标活动,猪悟能老先生可称为中国的招标投标的鼻祖!
我院即将开始招生,请有志青年踊跃报名吧!
猪悟能教授将亲自授课,带领培养如下各种学历的研究生:
硕士学历研究生 200名,毕业后将去各大企事业单位;
博士学历研究生100名,毕业后将去各大招标公司;
博士后学历研究生50名,毕业后将去各大有关媒体;
“壮士”学历研究生 20名,毕业后将去各个采购招标网站担任管理人员;
“烈士”学历研究生 10名,毕业后将去各个采购招标网站,担任或者接替“版主”。
西天环宇标业学院
猴年马月
作者:
紫丁香
时间:
2008-8-6 11:31
哈哈,有意思
作者:
dqluol
时间:
2008-8-7 09:52
好东西,值得研究,回味、体会。
作者:
王毅青
时间:
2008-8-7 14:00
还真有这样的专业吓。。。。。
终于成为烈士了。。。。。
光荣! [s:2] [s:2]
作者:
mario511
时间:
2008-8-8 08:53
大家的思维都很活跃吗,哈哈哈
作者:
悠莲傲雪
时间:
2008-8-8 13:41
很有才,真的。
作者:
余以军
时间:
2008-8-8 15:08
向烈士、壮士们致敬!
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